Winter Holiday Limericks for Grandchildren, 2021

 Kai: 

Kung fu pukulon martial arts

Kai’s life is filled with a lots

Of piano and improv

And Horse riding love

And with that he plucks on most hearts.

 

Liam: 

Waving the flag for Gen z

Liam’s pen is the banner we see:

Fish is his fuel,

And baking’s the rule

And his violin is humming a C.

 

Liza:

She’s studying emergency care

For that Liza has a great flair

But to add to the mix

Her own knee needs a fix

When it’s done, she’ll have a good pair.

 

Lucy:

Lucy is now the queen of tattoo;

In fact she displays quite a few;

She serves at the bar,

They come wide and far

For a great museum-art view.

 

Eric:

Riding the waves off of Cape Liz

As a surfboarder Eric’s a whiz;

Aiming a camera,

Snapping pictures forever-a,

Eric’s life is both fun and biz.

 

 Levi: 

The limbs on the family tree

Augmented by a new branch of three;

Thank Goodness he’s cute

Because at night he’s not mute;

And he’s certainly learned how to pee.