Millings's Stories and Poetry

 Blaise:  When someone says, "Take a Hike,"  Blaise's answer: "It's not my only like.  "But here's the deal,  "I like the wheel "My alternate mode is mt bike." EmmaLia:  Her company's name, Reconnect (I think that I've got that correct.) ... teach them how to genuflect.... Liza:  She's striving to become a PA We used to call her Z-a She's paused in her soccer when she plays she's a rocker that's allowed on every Sunday.

 Obstacles, obstacles.  Are they related to popsicles?  The Trump disease has spread overseas,

 While at a doctor's visit, my dad was offered small doses of morphine.  "It will help with your hip pain," the good doctor starts. Dad grunts.  "You'll be able to walk more, which will help your general health immensely," he continues.  Eric is also present at the appointment.  He leaves to get the car (He will drive) while I stay with Dad.  He begins singing,  Cocaine Bill and Morphine Sue.... in its entirety.  It ends, of course, in the cemetery with them both dead.  I snort.  There's no way he'll take morphine.  I go home and write the following, meant to be sung to the song:  Cocaine Bill and Morphine Dick Strolling down the avenue clickety-click Oh baby have a little 'sniff' on me, have a sniff on me.  Said the doc to Dick, won't do you any harm just stick it in your juice and flex your arm Oh baby won't you have a little 'sniff' on me, have a sniff on me.  So Dick walked down the path just a flickin' his cane l...

After watching the musical, "Annie Get Your Gun," Gramps was compelled to write his own verses.  The original lyrics occur at the end of this post.  Sung to "Doin' What Comes Naturally" Grampa Dick was seldom sick and seldom saw a doctor He's still alive at 93 doing what comes naturally He's still alive at 94 wondering just how many more He's alive at 95 very glad that he's alive He's alive at 96 learning how to pick upt sticks He's alive at 97 wondering how to get to heaven He's barely alive at 98 pounding on the pearly gate He's not alive at 99 just crossed o'r that golden line ("That's the end; 100 doesn't fit into the meter," he says.) From Annie Get Your Gun The original lyrics: https://genius.com/Ethel-merman-doin-what-comes-naturally-lyrics [ANNIE] Folks are dumb where I come from They ain't had any learnin' Still they're happy as can be Doin' what comes naturally [CHILDREN] Doin' ...