Millings's Stories and Poetry

 Today I am an octogenarian.  Tomorrow I'll be a nonagenarian.  And if I don't slip,  Stumble or trip,  In a decade I'll be a centenarian.

 I've been feeling creaky.  My legs, my hips.  Lindsey asked me how I was feeling. I said, "I feel old."  "Dick," she said, "You are old." 

 The POTUS is named Don Trump We all know he likes a good hump. His morals and smarts  Are much worse than his *****. It's time he's returned to the dump. 

 The A students go into law, science, and medicine.  The B students go into business. The C students go into the bureaucracy. And what do the D students do? They run for congress and some of them make it.  And how about the F students?  Some get nominated for president and get elected.

 What do you call a potato that watches sports?  What do you call a potato on a spit?  What do you call a potato disseminating the news? What do you call a potato who helps people achieve their goals?  What do you call a potato who sits quietly thinking deep thoughts or none at all?  What do you call a potato causing trouble?  What do you call a potato who seizes complete political control over a country?  Spectator.  Rotator. Commentator. Facilitator. Meditator. Agitator. Dictator. (though Lucy suggested Trump...)