Potato Jokes, created and developed Spring 2025

 What do you call a potato that watches sports? 


What do you call a potato on a spit? 


What do you call a potato disseminating the news?


What do you call a potato who helps people achieve their goals? 


What do you call a potato who sits quietly thinking deep thoughts or none at all? 


What do you call a potato causing trouble? 


What do you call a potato who seizes complete political control over a country? 


Spectator. 

Rotator.

Commentator.

Facilitator.

Meditator.

Agitator.

Dictator. (though Lucy suggested Trump...)

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